Freckles And Sunburn...

That's what I'm getting every time I forget to put something on my face before I ride to work. [I ride my bike the 2.5 miles to work 3 days a week. I don't mind it one bit, it's a decent ride, just the thought of a sunburnt nose makes me go ick.] It's also some lyrics to a great song by American Aquarium. Look them up peeps, ten bucks say their coming to a town near you... [Except Sarah who's in Paris :) ]

So they have fired another girl. I have been their since September, and this is the 4th girl I have gone through since starting there. Is it me? Am I that hard to work with? Nope, I can bet you anything that they just hire the weirdest girls, stick them with me, and say 'Alright, let's see what happens next...'

The girl I worked with when I started told me she was going to be singer when she grew up [She's 19.] I said 'Awesome what kinds of songs do you sing?' Well she writes all her own stuff, and sounds like Carrie Underwood, and ever since she's been rhyming words she's been writing songs, she has around 50. I stopped, went over the conversation in my head and then said 'I'm sorry?' Yeah I've been rhyming since I was about 15 and the songs just keep coming. This was when I knew that everything she said would be golden. Another one of my favorite things she ever said was that she wanted to meet someone who had met someone famous. She didn't want to meet anyone famous just someone else who had. It was on her bucket list. But anyway, she ended up visiting NJ and never coming back because she was in love apparently, but then she did come back and want her job back. Next.

The girl that followed her seemed like she'd be a bit better. Although I knew she was different when she found out that I went to college RIGHT AFTER high school. She acted like I was queen of the world. She didn't know anyone who did that. She also said that she would need to know 2 weeks in advance if we were gonna need her to stay late, like we were on her clock or something. She was also supporting her boyfriend, she also went to get a new license one day, and then just never showed back up. Who's coming after this gem?

The girl with terrible terrible TERRIBLE breath. I mean I did everything in my power to make sure I was busy with other things so she wouldn't have to talk to me. I didn't know how to break it to her either. Nice girl, went to FSU so of course I was her friend, kept me up to date with all the FSU basketball stuff, and I talked about how I loved this kind of gum, and how this one time I had to many breath mints and my breath was insane for a week, and whatever other lie I could think about just so she'd take a hint. Nope never. She was slow too, she was there the longest with me and just kind of plateaued. She ended up getting another serving job where they asked her to do less side work [her words not mine.] So she left. And then there was....

This last one. Nice girl. Means well, really wanted to learn, but couldn't remember anything to save her life I feel like. It was like teaching a goldfish, well really anything. She overcharged people, would put up orders and then just forget about them, never check on tables, blah blah blah. It was a hassle because not only was I suppose to handle my tables, I was suppose to check her tickets, make sure she was doing alright and just be on her shoulders pretty much. Today she clocked in, was asked to step outside, then came back in and clocked out.

But I don't mind. In my head, in a sick manner, I feel like we're in some sort of game world, and I keep winning. So bring on all you crazy girls who want to make my life a bit harder, I don't mind. I'll do my best to teach you and show you how it's done, but when you don't pick it up and are still stumbling a month in, I don't mind taking you tables.

Instead of swimming after work, it was just the usual beer. I eat so late in the afternoon sometimes that I'm just not hungry for a meal, and for the past few days a beer has gotten the job done. That sounds awful Mackenzie, aren't you worried about your figure or being healthy? Nope and sorta. It was beer, playing the Wii with tiny one, and then more of Tina's book. IT"S SO GOOD! Everyone should read it. Or maybe I just love it so much because it talks about NY in most of it, or talks about improv, or talks about just really funny stuff. Either way, I'll finish it before the weeks through.

Onto some virgin blogging stuff. If I want to post a picture, how do I do that? If I want to post a video from like youtube, how do I do that? I wanna know so that I can make this even more interesting than it already is. [To all what? 7 of you. And I love you 7 for it :) ]

That's all for the evening. Gots to gets some sleeps so that I can be pretty and wide eyed for tomorrows activities [Just some more work.]

Happiness is sitting around with my parents and sister, listening to my parents talk about the days we were born.

Love me like I love quick little talks with the middle sister. Even far away, I think about her every day :)